Blog of a veggie lady who can't stay in one place for too long, loves to dumpster dive, loves to craft and can rant about feminism for hours! Just little notes and photos from my travels and the qwirky, fun, arty and ridiculous things I've seen! (and things I've found in bins.)

I spent a lot of today thinking of what my roller derby name would be.

Because now I kind of really want to join even though I can’t skate at all!

They’re all bad puns, so far the list is:

Kathleen Hammer

Kathleen Slamma (sadly, turns out someone I know already has this as a derby name, boo.)

Anvil Lavigne

K.O Ono

Karen K.O

Kate Push

Hermoine Danger

Slammander Palmer

Slammanda Face-Palmer

Kate Smash

JD Slamsome

Slayer-Kinney

Germaine Fear

Joan Jett-Out-Of-The-Way-I’m-Skating-Here

Tina Slay

Michelle O’Slamma

Lucille Ballbuster

Toby Wail/Impale

Joanna Nuisance

And not mine, but Charlotte’s chosen one: Courtney Shove!

And Alex’s fbaulous contribution: Florence Fightingale!

I’m gonna spend my evening coming up with more :D

  1. xpopscenestersx reblogged this from myfeetwontstopmoving and added:
    I came up with all the best ones because I am a wordplay genius.
  2. ooky reblogged this from myfeetwontstopmoving and added:
    And this.
  3. thesefewpresidents reblogged this from myfeetwontstopmoving and added:
    Aren’t they supposed to be bad puns? These are awesome, though.
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